Aw man, I was afk for the meat of the afternoon and all of the good ones have been said already \:
Things that bother me
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What the flying skitty are they teaching kids in school these days, anyway? I know you're not getting graded on how well you write a fan game, but really, "how's you're Pikachu?" "How is you are Pikachu?" ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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[tab=Obvious Self Inserts]
I thought these were a riot when I was, like, fifteen years old. Nowadays if you want me to laugh at the fourth wall break, you have to actually do it well.[/tab]
[tab="Oh my Arceus"]
This is coming from someone who says "what the Skitty" and "for the love of Talos" on a regular basis. It just doesn't flow well.
I mean, there are now like fifty canonical deities in Pokémon, at least inject a "holy Jirachi" or "I swear to Xerneas" or something once in a while.[/tab]
[tab=Mixing generation styles]
I'm not sure if I should give this a pass or be extra furious because the default Essentials kit does this (to an extent), too. For that matter, that's something
I'm guilty of, too, but at least I have the sense to call it "programmer art" and theoretically intend to address it later.[/tab]
[tab="three-D battler sprites"]
Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.[/tab]
[tab=Items replacing HMs]
Yeah, I went there.[/tab]
[tab=Only you can save the world/You are the chosen one/Divine somethingoranother]
Just because my favorite, second favorite and third favorite games of all time do this doesn't mean that I want to see it in every single fan game, modding tool, word processor and operating system kernel that I ever use, ever. You seem Skyrim and Super Mario Galaxy are aware that they don't have the most shiny new original and exciting storylines every, and they make up for that fact by being Skyrim and Super Mario Galaxy. You are not dev teams of a hundred fifty people making Skyrim or Super Mario Galaxy. You are dev team of probably between one and five people making a fan game. If you had anything that exciting or original to mask a contrived storyline, you would not have space in your game for Pokémon.[/tab]
[tab=Anime characters in the game]
See what Sparta said.
You are absolved if the anime you reference is named One Piece.[/tab]
[tab=Unwarranted swearing]
I get it. People swear in real life. I've been to high school. I shared a locker room with the football team. But don't ****ing throw around a **** **** four-letter word like it's **** and **** so that it's hard to ****ing read or maybe like your ****ing ******* mom would **** or ******** and disown you if she caught you playing the game at three AM on Saturday night.[/tab]
[tab=Dark-and-gritty storylines]
Pokémon Uncensored was an unnecessary black mark on, like, every fan game that's been made since before the industry crash in 1973.[/tab]
[tab=Pluralizing Pokémons]
For the last time, the plural of Pokémon is Pokémon, the plural of Dragonite is Dragonite and the next person who tries to convince me otherwise deserves to use nothing but Luvdisc for the rest of their video game-playing career. Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Pokémon[/tab]
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Things that actually don't bother me
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If you use a different set of starters, great! If you don't . . . so? If I don't like your selection of starters, canon or otherwise, I'll throw it in the PC and go catch something else on Route 1.[/tab]
[tab=European language]
Pls.[/tab]
[tab=Stock assets/EBS/intro/whatever]
Maybe this would be more bothersome if I just flat-out played more games, but everyone has to start somewhere and it's not like the barrier for entry that I play your fan game is "being Pokémon Uranium" or anything. If you're trying to pass your game with stock assets and a save-the-world plot as the No Man's Sky of fan games that's different, but I somehow don't think that's the case for most people.[/tab]
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edited because tabs are amazing